For the mathematical minded:
x=number of days since you been in the studio
y=number of days it’s rained since you’ve been in the studio
z=number of shredded tissues found in the lower floor
b=whether it’s sunny outside or not (yes=(-20), no=(+5))
c=whether you left food in studio (yes=(+20), no=(-5))
a=the likeliness of an animal awaiting you in the studio (percentage)
a=xy(z+1)+b+c
Today I came into shed…
It’s been 1w1d since studio visit.
Therefore, let x=8.
It has rained 4 times.
Therefore, let y=4.
There is one tissue down stairs.
Therefore, let z=1.
It is sunny outside.
Therefore, let b=(-20).
I left no food in the studio.
Therefore, let c=(-5).
The likeliness of animal visit is:
a=8*4*(1+1)+(-20)+(-5)
a=8*4*2-20-5
a=39%
As the percentage indicates, there is no animal in the studio today.
May 13, 2008 at 6:51 am
Whoa… that’s deep.
May 15, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Ok, that’s it! We’re gonna have to take him off chai – the wheels are turning too fast! The human brain can only take so much – I’m afraid something’s gonna explode up there!
(I love you Pete… keep up the good work!)
July 2, 2008 at 1:36 pm
For those wondering, we don’t routinely have animals in our shed. I don’t know that one has ever been seen there. It’s just that a suspicion of animal activity came about recently… and this post was based on that.