This year, I’ve received ”birthday” emails from Brio (”Happy Birthday Morgan - enjoy this $10 gift certificate”), Sephora (”Happy Birthday, Beautiful - come pick up your birthday gift”), Origins (”It’s time to celebrate - enjoy $10 off your next purchase”), Mario Badescu (”Wishing you a very happy birthday - enjoy this $10 gift certificate”), Borders (”Happy Birthday, take 25% off the price of one item”), Alibris (”Morgan, take $10 off the price of one item”), ING Direct (”Happy Birthday from ING Direct - celebrate with 15% off), Amazon, and Artscroll.
Most of these messages have one number in common, the amount of $10. I think it’s worth noting that if everyone I knew gave me $10, I’d be a millionaire. Let’s keep that in mind for next year, shall we?
Thanks to all of you for the birthday messages, calls, and emails. It has been a fantastic occasion. And for those of you who didn’t remember… don’t worry, I’ll be celebrating for the rest of July. Belated gifts are welcome anytime.

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July 8, 2008 at 8:04 am
narnia95
Do you really know 10,000 people? (that is the correct math isn’t it?) Anyway, I’ll come with you when you want to spend those gift certificates
July 8, 2008 at 9:13 am
smalltownprincess
For goodness’ sake, the math doesn’t matter. It’s the CONCEPT.
And yes, we can go shopping together.
July 11, 2008 at 11:05 am
smalltownprincess
Update: Godiva would also like to wish me a very Happy Birthday, and they invite me to enjoy $10 off an online order.
July 12, 2008 at 7:56 am
Poppop
I’ll give you $10 next year. I could have been doing this all along??