One of our traditions during the annual beach vacation is to watch the entire Horatio Hornblower series (not difficult since there are only 8 episodes to date). This A&E series follows the career of the titular character as he rises through the ranks of the British Navy. Played by Ioan Gruffudd, Horatio Hornblower is, according to Amazon, a “plucky” fellow, constantly finding himself in a perilous situation and then rising to the occasion with great aplomb.  ”Honorable” is his middle name. 

However, “…ardet perpetuo Sol” – as the ’sun shines perpetually’ upon Mr. Hornblower, one is apt to overlook the merits of another excellent character in the series. Our favorite character is Lieutenant William Bush, an exceptionally loyal and upstanding officer, played by Paul McGann. Mr. Bush is a quiet man, but his few words are most effective and surprisingly humorous. He is not bloodthirsty, nor does he ever show anything but the utmost deference to his superiors. Mr. Bush is the epitome of wit and wisdom, always calm and capable, and deservedly Horatio’s best friend.

Much like the Godfather, Mr. Bush has an answer for everything. Advice to new recruits? “Know this ship like the back of your hand or you’ll know the back of mine.” Ship cabin etiquette? “Only the Captain’s steward may enter without knocking.” Reproof for a delinquent chef? “Learn to cook… or I’ll cook you.” Encouragement during a difficult challenge? “They say one must always do what one dislikes. When I was a boy, I had to eat turnips.” His true feelings about turnips? “Never touch ‘em.” Response to suspected deception? “Do not lie to me… or I’ll string you up by your thumbs.”

Three cheers for Mr. Bush! “Hip hip…” ;)